Well, helllloooooooo! Maybe you shouldn't read what comes next for your sanity's sake!

Because I can't be bothered with photos of the internet variety - they're soooo much better in a frame - I shall say that this is my house, and be done with it!

I'm an open person - where's the use in being shy? I could quite happily write all day about sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, but then, why would I want to? This site is all about general chitter chatter, and I'll even talk about my football team, too, just to spice up any animosity thrown my way. Readers, read on...

I couldn't actually tell you what I'm trying to achieve in making this site. But when I figure it out, I'll make sure I'll let you know.

If you have an interest in music, sport and just general chitter-chatter, then you've entered the correct door. Congratulations, a cigar and a coconut to you!

It you have an interest in politics, the Euro and your horoscope, I'm sorry, you took the second left, not the third. If I could just direct you to the back button, we'll be alright. It's just up there, nope, a little more to your left... Yeah, that's the one.

This site just basically includes my home life, my general crap, and my loves and disloves and new words, etc. I also enjoy friendly banter, so please supply me with some!

As the president of the Pinch-An-Inch-Holey-Socks clan, I take my hat off you you and ask you to join. All requests welcome!

Enter, stranger...

what's gone on in my site? I don't know - bloody well look for yourselves!

If monkey doesn't see, monkey won't do, and if monkey won't look, then there is really no point in my even putting this on here, is there?

You're going to be stuck with regular updates on my Hajj's progress and stuff like who's gonna be escorting me, though I doubt that I'll get many offers after what I intend on saying to and about some people!

Well, today, being the day after the 9th, Sarah's birthday (Happy day after birthday, honey!) my baby here was born. I hope that people have the guts to look and learn. Otherwise, I'll never make any money outta you mugs... I mean nice people!

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