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#1 - Victoria Beckham!
You might be married to a bloody f**king good looking boy, but let's face it. He sees something in you that he wouldn't see had he received a brain at birth. His balls haven't yet dropped, and so he enjoys listening to the Spice Girls, and he loves the fact that he's screwing one of them (The rankest, I might add! You can't sing, you HAVE no talent, all you have is a past career, and anything you do in the future WILL flop because of your outrageously oversized ego and attitude towards your fellow celebrities! Damn girl, you're an anorexic gerbil on a diet! How does he even see you at night???) and he wouldn't shag around mainly because he hasn't yet realised that there are a million girls out there who, like Posh, want him, but, unlike Posh, actually possess brains and intellect. David, any woman who could say she wouldn't mind you going out with Janet Jackson as long as she came along because she's a good singer, and then SLATES Tamzin Outhwaite for publically saying in an interview that she would 'love a night with David Beckham' has to be not only a bitch, but a hypocritical, star-struck SLAGHEAP (Thanks for that word, Rach!).
Vikki, love, I can see that you have a psychological problem known as Imingsheslovelyis. This is brought on by the knowledge that you're like a cabbage-patch doll without as much talent, and Tamzin rather resembles some kind of intelligent, blonde goddess. You're only a somebody because you married the Manchester United Golden Child.
Congratulations, Vick, you're the first person to be awarded the Get Over It! award!!!! Please take a bow!
*APPLAUDS* #2) Stephen
I don't really know why I'm putting you here. To be honest, I should have put more thought into what I wrote on the truth page. But, here goes.
We used to be friends before you took up with Anita. And now, even though I haven't actually said anything bad about her, in fact, to begin with everything was complimentary, (how can 'she's beautiful, has a gorgeous laugh and a lovely smile' be taken as an insult?) she still thinks of me as her worst enemy. This leads me to the conclusion that I cannot trust you, and if I could, I still wouldn't say anything bad about Anita because I know that you two are crazily in love.
I still think that you've been saying things to her that I have, apparently, said. I haven't. And yet, she claims that I am a bitch and a slapper. I can't say it's mutual. Although, it's very coincidental that she roots into your phone, gets my number, and pretty soon after, I'm receiving text messages from her brother, who seems like a nice guy, and some other person, who Reso chased away with their tail between their legs. Just remember that it's not my number anymore, and my brother can get rather uptight.
I don't know what I can say other than I feel our friendship has gone sour, and it was nice while it lasted, but I don't like people spreading sh*t about me. Is it because I partially turned you down? If so:
GET OVER IT! Jason
You are here by request of someone who means a lot to me. Just because I haven't put you on my truth page DOESN'T mean a thing!
The fact is, though, that I don't believe that I know you well enough to put you on. What would I say, huh? His name is Jason, and he lives in the general area of Bognor Regis? NOT a good thing!
Do me a favour, though?
QUIT YOUR WHINGING, you're on the site now, so you have nout to moan about!!! :-D
Get it?
Got it?
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